Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. Or if you're a fat-ass. And if we’re being honest with each other, I do not know which one I am. All I know is that if you put a pizza in front of me, I will make it disappear. Personally.

Let’s talk if you want to discuss other pizza-based beliefs, what my next tattoo should be, Howard the Duck, and/or why my biggest regret in advertising is not asking Jeff Goodby “Who would win in a fight? Your hair or Lee Clow’s beard?” when I had the chance.

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