Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. Or if you're a fat-ass. And if we’re being honest with each other, I do not know which one I am. All I know is that if you put a pizza in front of me, I will make it disappear. Personally.
Let’s talk if you want to discuss other pizza-based beliefs, what my next tattoo should be, the time Jason Momoa cussed me out, and/or how much I regret not asking Jeff Goodby “Who would win in a fight? Your hair or Lee Clow’s beard?” when I had the chance.
